Humour or humor in English language
It's a well known fact that humor prolongs life. Well... at least Russian humor does it for Russians and English - for the English. Read it and enjoy the secret of English longevity. If you don't even smile while reading, it means that either you don't understand English or you are not an Englishmen.
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A wealthy businessman was walking down the street when he
was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked
him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The businessman took out his wallet,
extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, would you buy
some Budweiser with it instead?"
"No, of course not. I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless
man replied.
"Would you use it to gamble with instead of buying food?"
"No, I never gamble" the homeless man said. "I need everything
I can get just to stay alive."
"Would you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course instead of
food?"
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played
golf in 20 years!"
"Well," continued the businessman, "I've decided not to give
you the two dollars after all. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific
dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for
doing that? I know I'm pretty dirty, and I probably smell bad too."
"Don't worry about that," replied the businessman. I just want her
to see what a man looks like who's given up Budweiser, gambling and golf."
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humor - 442 for this day.

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