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Humour or humor in English language

It's a well known fact that humor prolongs life. Well... at least Russian humor does it for Russians and English - for the English. Read it and enjoy the secret of English longevity. If you don't even smile while reading, it means that either you don't understand English or you are not an Englishmen.

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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings which were on display.

"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman asked about your work, and wondered if it would increase in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful!" the artist said. "But what's the bad news, then?"

"The man was your doctor."


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